Bataleon Distortia 2012 Snowboard : You know what they say about girls: They don't ride like the boys and with the Distortia, it's time to be proud of that! Take those booty drops from the clubs to the boxes with a narrower and softer board. This board feels right at home in the park. The specially adjusted narrow version of TWIN TBT with the wider center base offers extra stability for hitting jumps and boxes; while still keeping it super forgiving and loose. Wide stances are not a problem. Very forgiving and just FUN.